You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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