it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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