i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize