and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
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You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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