Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Randomize
