Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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