dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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