last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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