so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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