I could have mohawked her pubes.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
