You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
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You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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