yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
