Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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