there's paper in my vomit.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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