Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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