"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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