'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Randomize
