why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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