"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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