what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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