How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my phone needs a breathalizer
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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