Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
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I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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