Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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