Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
