playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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