I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
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why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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