What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
What drink are we having for lunch?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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