why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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