the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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