So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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