Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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