he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I know her cup size but not her name....
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