So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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