I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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