Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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