What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
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I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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