just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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