I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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