He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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