I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
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They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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