garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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