We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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