btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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