How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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