Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Pants are for mortals
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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