Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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