Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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