And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
