i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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