His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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