when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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