im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
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while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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