i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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