3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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