its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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