Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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