North Korea, Best Korea!
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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