theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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