Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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