You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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